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Seeing Red
"Seeing Red"

Wed, February 15
Season: 12 11 10

CSI Quotes

Episode 13: "Tressed to Kill"

Russell: What do you think two dead young women?
Brass: and your muse is a dead ringer.
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Russell: He's taking his time, savoring it.
Sarah: He's getting more confident.
Russell: Which means, he's getting harder to catch.
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Sheriff: I've got enough problems, this one - you need to solve. [walks out]
Brass: I think she was looking at you when she said that.
Russell: Yeah, right.
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Brass: Sick bastard took her eyes, why?
Russell: The hell with why, I want to know who.
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Russell: Bottom line, some creep took your hair, don't let him mess with your head.
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Russell: Have any of the girls seen anything?
Brass: So far no.
Russell: This guy's a ghost.
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Episode 12: "Willows in the Wind"

Laura: You would rather accept the life you have, that risk the life you want.
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Catherine: That went well
Pratt: I hope
Catherine: Let's just hope he's not as smart as he think he is.
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Catherine: Who's pulling the strings? It has to be someone in his organization.
Sarah: I'm going with Occam's Razor. Sometimes the simplest answer is often the right answer.
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DB: You alright?
Catherine: Considering I've been shot and cauterized by a hooker's curling iron, I guess.
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Catherine: You may not be getting that back.
Jack: Darlin' the way your handling that piece, I bet I will.
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DB: What tipped you off?
Ms Kitty: Honey, in that neighborhood, the only suit a man wears under a trench coat is his birthday suit.
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Brass: This is you're crime scene, but this is my call.
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Episode 11: "Ms Willows Regrets"

DB: I know your "law degree" is telling you we don't have enough to make a case. My "common sense degree" is telling me at some point someone is going to come forward, and for your sake sooner would be better.
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DB: Are you ok?
Catherine: I'll live.
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Morgan: We are talking about a 45 min window.
Sara: Russell said the hit was professional, clean up professional too.
Morgan: Who are these guys?
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Episode 10: "Genetic Disorder"

Doc Robbins: I'm sorry for not believing you,
Judy: I'm sorry for keeping secrets, I wanted it to be a surprise.
Doc Robbins: You certainly did that.
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Greg: I have the motive for murder. Queue the banjo music.
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Judy: Al, we need to talk.
Doc Robbins: Judy, I need to believe in you, in us. And if we talk and I'm not convinced, it will be gone.
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Hodges: I'm just saying when I play "Sexual Healing" its foreplay.
Greg: Playing it for yourself doesn't count.
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Season: 12 11 10
Total Season 12 Quotes: 29
Total CSI Quotes: 169
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