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Donna: I just love that your family crest has an Evergreen and Reindeer on it.
Morgan and Greg: [at the same time] it's perfect for Christmas.
Donna: Did anyone ever tell you two, that you're really cute together?

Donna: You don't see Gynecology as a pure science do you Mr. Russell?
DB: Now, I wouldn't say that. It is after all systematic pursuit of knowledge. Seeking an understanding of who we are and where we can from. That sounds like science to me. Well, maybe not pure.

Doug: Is that paint transfer?
Hodges: Indeed.
Doug: Don't you have a machine that you need to go put that in?
Hodges: Say no more, three's a crowd.

I'm confused about a lot of things right now. But you and me, our relationship that is the only thing in my life that makes sense.

Ecklie

Our tourist is our killer.

Sara

DB: Like John Malkovich in "In the Line of Fire"
Hodges: I love you. I mean respect.

David: Jocelyn was pregnant. Not with a baby, but definitely with a bundles of joy.
Greg: He was smuggling drugs.
Dr. Robbins: And like him, not all the products survived.

Ecklie: The Mayan's were right; the world's coming to an end next month.
Brass: We should all be so lucky.

Looks like someone else got punk'ed tonight. But this is no joke.

Nick

Mike: You should be proud of yourself.
Fin: I don't know, two year, two jobs, and one marriage.

A Narcissist doesn't hold a press conference and then a few hours later hang himself.

Fin

DB: So why were 8 bodies buried just outside Seattle dug up and reburied in the middle of who knows where Nevada?
Nick: A place so remote you would have to know where it is to find it? That's a good question.

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CSI Quotes

Nick Stokes: Open bottle of Vodka, a used glass. What do you think; one last drink?
Greg Sanders: One last laugh.

Dr. Robbins: A racist gets stabbed before he can drown. Some would call that justice.
Ray Langston: We still have to call it murder.

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