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Season 13 Episode 10: "Risky Business Class"

Donna: I just love that your family crest has an Evergreen and Reindeer on it.
Morgan and Greg: [at the same time] it's perfect for Christmas.
Donna: Did anyone ever tell you two, that you're really cute together?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: You don't see Gynecology as a pure science do you Mr. Russell?
DB: Now, I wouldn't say that. It is after all systematic pursuit of knowledge. Seeking an understanding of who we are and where we can from. That sounds like science to me. Well, maybe not pure.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doug: Is that paint transfer?
Hodges: Indeed.
Doug: Don't you have a machine that you need to go put that in?
Hodges: Say no more, three's a crowd.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 9: "Strip Maul"

Ecklie: I'm confused about a lot of things right now. But you and me, our relationship that is the only thing in my life that makes sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sara: Our tourist is our killer.
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: Like John Malkovich in "In the Line of Fire"
Hodges: I love you. I mean respect.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Jocelyn was pregnant. Not with a baby, but definitely with a bundles of joy.
Greg: He was smuggling drugs.
Dr. Robbins: And like him, not all the products survived.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ecklie: The Mayan's were right; the world's coming to an end next month.
Brass: We should all be so lucky.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: Looks like someone else got punk'ed tonight. But this is no joke.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 8: "CSI on Fire"

Mike: You should be proud of yourself.
Fin: I don't know, two year, two jobs, and one marriage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fin: A Narcissist doesn't hold a press conference and then a few hours later hang himself.
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: So why were 8 bodies buried just outside Seattle dug up and reburied in the middle of who knows where Nevada?
Nick: A place so remote you would have to know where it is to find it? That's a good question.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fin: In other words, our body trumps your X-Files convention
FBI Agent: Let them have their grave, keep them out of my hair [walks away].
DB: First time that ever worked.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fin: I saw a movie that started like this, it did not end well; alien invasion.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 7: "Fallen Angels"

James: You know I still hear him talking to me sometimes, when things are going wrong. I know it sounds crazy.
Nick: No it doesn't sound crazy. Not to me. Warrick walks besides me every day. He is the source of a lot of my strength. He's a good friend to have. Don't every let him go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Voss: I gotta be honest with you. That doesn't sound like me, looking out for a kid. Protecting him so he can grow up, get out, become something. Why would a scumbag crook like Aaron Voss do something like that?
 • Rating: Unrated

DB: We know you are James' father. DNA proved that. We also know that you have been providing for him financial in Warrick Brown's name. You remember Warrick right? The guy who was the real man in your son's life, not just some scum bag crook.
Aaron: Warrick wanted to play the hero. So I let him on my dollar. So what?
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: The hair that was buried with the bully. I ran the DNA profile against James Newman. It's not his hair, but it is an alleles.
DB: Hair shares alleles with James so the killer...
Henry: Has to be a male relative of his. Father, brother, son.
DB: James is an only child. No kids of his own.
Henry: Dad in the picture?
DB: Certainly is now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sara: Eli is always going to need you. He will be back, Tina. But you need to find your way back first.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 13 Episode 6: "Pick and Roll"

Barbara: You need to tell me anyway.
DB: Are you sure you want that? Giving the nature I see every day.
Barbara: you need to talk to me about it. You think you're protecting me. But you're just trying to protect yourself. That's when we get into trouble. Promise me, no more secrets. I know who I married DB.
DB: I love you. I know who I married too.
 • Rating: Unrated

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