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Brass: So, Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners?
Greg: Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
Brass: You mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?

She was the victim of fowl play.

Doc Robbins

Brass: I'll need to verify that. How do I get a hold of Betsy?
Suspect: You got a credit card? It'll only cost you 4.99 a minute.

In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.

Doc Robbins

Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous

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CSI Season 11 Episode 9 Quotes

In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.

Doc Robbins

Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous

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