CSI Quotes
You and I both took an oath to protect the innocent, now here's the time.
Brass
Nick: You sure this didn't come from your house there, itchy?
Hodges: No, my mother is very clean.
I hope your kids are alright there, Danny. You know, all that time wasted on me. Only have yourself to blame. Only yourself.
Rylan Gauss
I've seen it before. Cop fast turns into hostage late. I'll deal with Gauss myself.
Agent Danielle Moore
David: Looks like a twenty-two.
Doc Robbins: Used to be the preferred caliber for mobsters and assassins.
David: Nowadays they go for a Glock Four-O.
Doc Robbins: Thank you... Ten Cent. Why don't you move him to autopsy, and try not to bust any rhymes on your way out.
Brass: So, Sylvester and Tweety whacked their owners?
Greg: Think of it as a series of unfortunate events.
Brass: You mean, don't think of it as a cartoon?
She was the victim of fowl play.
Doc Robbins
Brass: I'll need to verify that. How do I get a hold of Betsy?
Suspect: You got a credit card? It'll only cost you 4.99 a minute.
In my fantasies, a three-way never ends in death.
Doc Robbins
Maddie: What is it?
Nick: Just a little piece of brain.
Maddie's Friend: You always said you wanted a guy with brains. Sorry, I tell joke when I'm nervous
No one's seen nothin'. They're all suffering from retinitis pigmentosa.
Detective Reed
I don't mean to insult your intelligence but water isn't supposed to blow up like that.
Nick
