Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Divorce" Quotes (Page 2)

Larry: It says "all you can eat."
Manager: Well it's all "you can eat."
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Susie: What are you f**king kidding me? You think we're gonna have a nice divorce if we ever get divorced. No f**king way. I'm taking you for everything you have Mister. I'm taking your balls, and I'm thumbtacking them to the wall.
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Cheryl: What are you doing?
Larry: I'm practicing a tic I'm working on.
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Larry: I can call you bald. It's like black people calling each other n*gga. Hey baldy. Ya know.
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Larry: You should have recused yourself. We can't go up against each other. It's in the code. The bald code.
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Larry: You know what Berg, I like the cut of your jib.
Berg: Thank you very much Captain.
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