Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Hero" Quotes

Larry (to Ricky): Whether I give you a gift or you give me a gift, it costs me money.
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Susie: Ya know Larry, I think you're taking the wrong tactic with these women. I really do. I think you have to present who you reall are.
Larry: I did present who I really was; a phony, a fraud, a prevaricator. I presented who I was.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: You fixed it all so you could be at the cool table. You got Ricky Gervais, you got Allie, you got your Broadway stars.
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Hank: I don't even know how to write cursive anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: I got picked on a lot by some kids.
Larry: By Spaniards?
Hank: Yeah, well they spoke Spanish.
Larry: Oh they're not from Spain?
Hank: I don't know where they were from.
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Hank (to Larry): When I first saw you, I guessed you for a Spaniard. I'm glad you're not Spanish. I'm not a fan of the Spanish.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Susie: Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine.
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Larry: Everybody brings wine. I bring bread.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Waiter: I am the waiter.
Larry: Yet we were the ones waiting, so we became the waiters.
Jeff: This man's a hero. He just revolutionized the way restaurants work my friend. No one's gonna go hungry again.
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Larry: Poor little coachy girl. She's so jealous 'cause everybody else is more comfortable than the coachy girl.
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