Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 3 Episode 4: "The Nanny from Hell"

Hugh: F**k you!
Larry: F**k Hugh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 3: "Club Soda and Salt"

Jeff: You weigh like 8 pounds. What do you know about food?
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I think I'll go get myself a heterosexual single woman to play golf with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Well, you grunt on every shot. It's really annoying, and it's throwing me off.
Cheryl: Oh, is that why you're losing?
Larry: It sounds like pigs f**king.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 2: "The Benadryl Brownie"

Larry: Well, maybe we should play Scrabble.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: (About joining the prayer circle) What? You gotta be kidding? No, believe me, you don't want me in this thing. She'll wind up with tuberculosis. I have bad karma.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: You gotta get a shot and stick it in her ass.
Richard: She's not a racehorse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Here, I'll tell you a secret: I might be losing a testicle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Scrabble?
Jeff: I'd love to play Scrabble!
Larry: I said it and kind of got in the mood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Why not just pray for the TV? Why even have someone come in and fix the television?
 • Rating: Unrated

Richard Lewis: Yeah, know what would match her head? A dress made of turnips and blood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wanda: Larry's a tip profiler... He fixed a black man's tip.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: You gotta get a shot of Benadryl while she's sleeping, or shove it down her throat.
Richard Lewis: Like a hitman? A Benedryl hitman?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wanda: See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on. Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan Rivers: I've seen better faces on a hemorrhoid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 1: "Chet's Shirt"

Burt Bondy: You a friend of Bill W.?...go to AA meetings?
Larry: No...Wish I did. Sounds like a nice place to hang out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Have you ever done anything like this?
Larry: Uh, I once invested in a whore house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Fine, I'll be the fat Tin Man that disappoints children.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cheryl: I thought you didn't like talking to people.
Larry: I don't like talking to people I know. Strangers, I don't have a problem with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael York: A Kabob-a-phobe.
 • Rating: Unrated

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