Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 6: "The Car Pool Lane"

Monena: Hey daddy, you wanna date with momma?
Larry: (sees empty HOV lane) Get in the car.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: (to country club interviewers) If you're ever looking for a good blow job at a reasonable rate, she's your gal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marty: I gotta pick up someone at the airport, and I know it's on the way. Can you give me a lift, please?
Larry: Why don't you ask your father to help jump start the car? (to empty passenger seat) Hey Leo, why don't you give him a push?!
 • Rating: Unrated

Nat: That's good s**t.
Monena: You're crazy! "That's some good s**t."
Nat: I wonder what it is to smoke bad s**t?
 • Rating: Unrated

Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
 • Rating: Unrated

Monena: I can give four blow jobs an hour.
Larry: Four blow jobs an hour?
Monena: Oh yes, I'm good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go f**k yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Attorney: Is there any reason you can think of that you would not be able to decide this case in a fair an impartial manner?
Larry: I don't know that I could, Mr. Condan, given that the defendant is a negro.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I don't quite have enough cash to pay you tonight. But I'm, you know, I'm totally good. I'll pay you tomorrow. I'll come to your house--
Monena: Tomorrow? This ain't motherf**king p***y on layaway!
 • Rating: Unrated

Nat: (smoking marijuana) Do you know what this is?
Monena: What?
Nat: This is good s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Drug Dealer: OK, now walk away!
Larry: Any particular direction?
Drug Dealer: Just walk!
Larry: OK.
(he walks away)
Drug Dealer: Jesus Christ.
(Larry comes back and walks by him the opposite direction)
Larry: I actually have to go this way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "The 5 Wood"

Larry: I thought he had the "good" Hodgkins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hygienist: You remind me of my college history teacher.
Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I wouldn't go around quoting "good Hodgkin's" based on Party of Five.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I hope I can do this. She's fierce.
Jeff: Okay, at first thought it was my imagination, but you're talking really gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: The dog bit my penis!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Steve the choreographer--you've been spending a lot of time with him?
Larry: I probably picked up some of his mannerisms.
Jeff: Some? All! You're him! You're Steve the gay choreographer!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "The Weatherman"

Susie: Jeffrey, who's there?
Jeff: Larry.
Susie: (hushed) Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom, and close the door.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susie: (sees an apparent boner on Larry after Oscar muzzled his crotch) Enjoying the dog, Larry?
 • Rating: Unrated

Weatherman: The jet stream is controlled by the rotation of the earth. You know who controls that? God!
Larry: There's a jet stream of bulls**t coming out of your mouth, my friend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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