He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.

Sue Ellen

If you so much as scratch her I will end you.

John Ross

You mess with my wife in any way, I will beat you into next Sunday.

Bobby

I have my son to lose and nothing is more important than that.

Sue Ellen

This is my mess to clean up, not J.R.'s

John Ross

Maybe he didn't kill that woman but you play with snakes long enough, eventually you get bit.

Christopher

You can call in your note but you will never pump a drop of oil on Southfork.

Bobby

Christopher: How the Hell could J.R. do this to his own family?
Bobby: Son, how much time do you have?

Christopher: You look like Hell.
John Ross: Still better looking than you.

We're both just trying to make our fathers proud.

Christopher

I know you must be thinking how did I get so lucky to snag this guy, aren't you?

John Ross

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby