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You mess with my wife in any way, I will beat you into next Sunday.

Bobby

If you so much as scratch her I will end you.

John Ross

He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.

Sue Ellen

A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.

J.R.

I am glad that you took her out to brunch. It's nice to see you two staying so close.

Bobby

How did you play her? Tradition, family, Miss Ellie and all that crap?

John Ross

You're not that drunk little boy passed out on the floor anymore, are you?

John Ross

John Ross: Lucy, you will and always will be my favorite cousin.
Lucy: What do you want?

I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.

Rebecca

Don't you have some cows to go birth?

John Ross
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Dallas Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.

Rebecca

Don't you have some cows to go birth?

John Ross