Mondays 9:00 PM on TNT
Dallas

Hey Mama. If you're going to betray me you do it to my face. Don't stab me in the back.

John Ross

How hard is it to get the Ewing boy to drop his pants?

Judith

Harris: 3am. The witching hour.
Judith: I would turn you in to a newt if I could.

Never let a man screw you for nothing.

Judith

John Ross degrades you. If you think that's love then you are a worthless creature.

Judith

The family that blackmails together, stays together.

Sue Ellen

The bug in the bourbon cork. I think J.R. would see the humor in that.

Bobby

He's creating a war within the family when we should be working together. There's nothing innocent about him.

Sue Ellen

If I have to frack Southfork to get those arctic leases I will frack it dry.

John Ross

Good blackmail never sours.

Sue Ellen

Pamela: What are you looking at?
John Ross: The world. You ready to go rule it?

Displaying all 11 quotes

Dallas Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Good blackmail never sours.

Sue Ellen

Pamela: What are you looking at?
John Ross: The world. You ready to go rule it?

x Close Ad