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J.R.: Did you think you could get around on J.R. Ewing?
John Ross: I sure did.

J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.

J.R.: It feels good doesn't it?
John Ross: Almost sinful.

If you can find the strength to fight off being sick, you'll find the strength to fight for South Fork.


I hate to hit a man below the belt but you know I will.


I guess some people are just too damn mean to die


There's somebody I've been meaning to make amends to, my entire life.


Old fogeys like me don't e-mail darlin'. We talk to each other, personally.


Annie: It's nice to be in the company of a legend.
J.R.: Mostly in my own mind, darlin'.

You better grow eyes in the back of your head, cousin, 'Cause I'm coming for you.


At the bridal shop, I'm afraid that the territorial bitch bride came out.


He's stuck up son of bitch who thinks you ain't good enough for him.

John Ross
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You selfish bastard. Lying and cheating were the only two things you were good at and now you've failed at them too.


I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

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