Dallas

Dallas Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Ewings Unite!"

Ryland: I trust we both want to grind the Ewing clan under our boot heels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: We've got to get to the will reading because if we're late I'm sure he will give us nightmares.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Christopher: If my mother's alive, I'll find her. It's about time I did.
 • Rating: Unrated

John Ross: My father's six feet under and he's still got us working for him.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "J.R.'s Masterpiece"

Gary: Every step backwards or forwards that I ever took in my life was because of J.R.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Lucy: He never pretended to be anything other than himself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ray: When I found out J.R. was my half brother I didn't know whether to celebrate or shoot myself.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

John Ross: Place and Time were two things that my father mastered.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Christopher: Ewings take care of Ewings. Always.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Cliff: Look who's dancing on who's grave now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cliff: I wish I had killed your father but somebody beat me to it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cliff: I came to pay my disrespects and good riddance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sue Ellen: It's amazing to be in a room full of people and feel absolutely alone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

John Ross: Half of these people are here to make sure he's really dead. The other half are here for the free drinks.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mandy: He was as hot as hell because he was as bad as they come.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue Ellen: You want to know who killed your father? Half the people in this phone book wanted to.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gary: I spent my whole life hating the man and now I don't know how to feel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ryland: Tell your husband that he has not idea what he started.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: Things with J.R. were hardly ever as they appears.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Furious and the Fast"

Harris: I loved her because she wasn't you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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