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If I have to frack Southfork to get those arctic leases I will frack it dry.

John Ross

Good blackmail never sours.

Sue Ellen

Pamela: What are you looking at?
John Ross: The world. You ready to go rule it?

You are more and more like your Daddy every day but he never drilled this ranch and mark my words, neither will you.

Bobby

Christopher: So if you need any advice from someone who's been through this before, with the same bride.
John Ross: That's the last one of those you're going to get, cousin.

You've looked the other way your whole life Mama. One more time's not going to hurt.

John Ross

Apparently the blood of JR runs too pure in your veins.

Sue Ellen

If you know what's best for you, you'll stop sleeping with my daughter.

Harris

Just so you know Afton, the most despicable thing J.R. ever did was you.

Sue Ellen

You know for someone who needed an annulment before marrying me, you seem pretty cavalier about playing around with a married man.

Christopher

I think his dog was hit by a car as a kid. Now he comes here to get his Rosebud rocks off.

Harris

You may screw like a woman but you act like an attention starved little brat.

John Ross
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Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby
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