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If I have to frack Southfork to get those arctic leases I will frack it dry.John Ross
Good blackmail never sours.Sue Ellen
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Pamela: What are you looking at?
John Ross: The world. You ready to go rule it?
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You are more and more like your Daddy every day but he never drilled this ranch and mark my words, neither will you.Bobby
Christopher: So if you need any advice from someone who's been through this before, with the same bride.
John Ross: That's the last one of those you're going to get, cousin.
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You've looked the other way your whole life Mama. One more time's not going to hurt.John Ross
Apparently the blood of JR runs too pure in your veins.Sue Ellen
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If you know what's best for you, you'll stop sleeping with my daughter.Harris
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Just so you know Afton, the most despicable thing J.R. ever did was you.Sue Ellen
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You know for someone who needed an annulment before marrying me, you seem pretty cavalier about playing around with a married man.Christopher
I think his dog was hit by a car as a kid. Now he comes here to get his Rosebud rocks off.Harris
You may screw like a woman but you act like an attention starved little brat.John Ross