Lucas: Just a few days ago everything was fine, everything was perfect. Then out of the blue she dumps me and goes back to you. I'm not buying it.
Justin: It's called denial.
Lucas: It's called the Kiriakis Playbook.

Jennifer: Would you sit down, please?
Abe: Say what you have to say. I need to get back to Theo.
Jennifer: I would have reached out sooner, but I stayed away out of respect for what you and your family are going through with Theo. But my family is going through something too, Abe, and like you I am a parent who would move heaven and earth to help my son. I am in no way comparing JJ's situation to Theo's, but would you at least hear me out?

It's high school all over again, except this time I did get the girl.

Philip

You know, I keep telling people I don't want to talk.

Ciara

Kate: I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here.
Kristen: Oooh, someone's cranky.

What? He's too fragile to be told he's acting like a horses ass?

Victor

Nicole: It was Adrienne leaving him. From what I understand, that's why Lucas started drinking.
Maggie: Adrienne broke his heart, no doubt. But there is no good excuse for him to relapse. In fact, Lucas drinking again, it will sink him deeper into depression.

Oh, and I noticed you put it back minus three bullets. At least you didn't waste any of them.

Victor

Johnny: If you would just read the script -
John: I don't need to read the script. I lived it.

Chad: My favorite thing about Leo was how nothing stopped him. I told him I was straight, I was married, and I had two kids. It didn't matter. He still wouldn't take No for an answer. I have to wonder what caper he's up to now. I mean, he's always involved in something.
Will: He's up to something, all right.
Chad: You've heard from the little troll?
Sonny: Worse. We've seen him.

Lucas, I raised you to be a better liar than that.

Kate

Ciara: Wait, what do you mean canceled? You called off the wedding?
Hope: No. Just the rehearsal dinner. I'm taking Rafe camping on Smith Island tonight to save Julie the trouble of throwing -
Rafe: Camping.
Hope: Probably. Yes, camping. Two very over the top parties back to back.
Tripp: Well, camping will be more fun for you guys anyway.
Rafe: Well, more fun for you too, unless, of course, you like drunk people rambling on and on and on.
Ciara: Thank God. I was afraid you guys were gonna tell me you decided not to get married.