Brady: I'm not sure I'm the right person to ask about relationships.
Chloe: That's why I'm here. You're my favorite walking disaster.

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• Rating: Unrated

What good is living like a king if I don't have my queen?

Stevano

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• Rating: Unrated

Eric: You don't need to kill yourself.
Brady: [coughing and wheezing] Nicole needs me...
Eric: She needs you to be healthy.
Brady: She's in danger, Eric!
Eric: I know that!
Brady: Please...
Eric: I'll find Nicole and Holly.

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• Rating: Unrated

My grandmother is a psychiatrist. I don't need my glorified barista husband to tell me what I'm thinking.

Will

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Sonny: So how long have you been thinking about marriage?
Justin: Not long. It's in the air. Eli proposed to Lani and as you know, Eric and Nicole are engaged.
Sonny: So all the cool kids are doing it, is that it?
Justin: Thank you for thinking I'm seventeen. But no. It's just that life is short, you know, and things can change in a heartbeat.

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• Rating: Unrated

John: Freeze!
Marlena: Should I put my hands up too?
John: Close your eyes til I get this gift wrapped. Okay, you can open them now. Sorry to go all ISA on you, but I wanted your gift to be perfect.
Marlena: Actually, I kind of liked it. Besides, you got me the best gift imaginable. You got Hope to leave and we finally have the house to ourselves.

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Nicole: Once upon a time in another universe, Victor and I were married. You know that?
Deimos: Yes, I recently learned that and I absolutely know why he would want you as his wife..

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• Rating: Unrated

Did you marry this man or adopt him?

Victor (to Sonny)

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• Rating: Unrated

Kristen is a nun? What order is it, the Order of Homicidal Nymphos?

Abigail

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• Rating: Unrated

Allie: You know, Grandma, I don't understand how someone as rational as you could have produced my mother.
John: She has a point there.

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• Rating: Unrated

Trask: There's only one way out now, Chanel. You have to tell me the truth.
CHanel: The truth. Right.
*Belle comes in*
Belle: This interrogation is over.
Trask: You can't be in here!
Belle: Chanel, do you want me to represent you?
*Chanel nods*
Trask: I would think twice before hiring this ambulance chaser, Chanel.
Belle: I'm representing her now, and if you don't mind, or even if you do, I'd like a minute alone with my client.

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Philip: I sat here watching you sleep, trying to wrack my brain for some way to make up for what I've done.
Victor: Well, then you'd have to go back on time, change every stupid decision you've made.

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• Rating: Unrated