Eduardo: All right, what is going on here? Why do you feel a need to kick this girl when she's down?
Kate: She's down? She's always down and out, and it's always her fault. Eddie, she got pregnant by a dead man. She used another woman's eggs. She failed to share that information with anyone, including the biological mother. And SHE'S the damsel in distress?

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Kayla: I don't know. Maybe he's one of those types of guys who can't take No for an answer.
Steve: Wait a minute. You don't think Tripp did this, do you?

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You can look, but you can't touch. I'm just a drunken hallucination.

Gabby

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Leo: Your only witness is a little boy who has an overactive imagination and thinks I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Shawn: We have a corroborating witness.
Leo: What, did you question Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

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Abigail: The light from ordinary would take about 8 million years to reach us.
Chad: Let's get some wine, chat, talk about how my dad came back from the dead a week after my wife.

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Don't tell me that Julie is rejecting Stefan's heart!

Gabi

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Sarah: Can you believe that? After everything she's been through, my mom just wants to take care of me.
Brady: That's Maggie.
Sarah: Yes, it is. And I'm Sarah 2.0. So okay, Mom, you can take care of me. Sarah and Brady will take care of Victor and Xander.

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I'm not going to stand here and beg you. Either you want the job or you don't.

Victor

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From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

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André This one is more like a boy scout, but good cheekbones.

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Hattie [posing as Marlena]: It is my professional opinion that Andre Dimera is, without a shadow of a doubt, mentally incompetent.
Andre: What? What are you playing at?
Hattie: I'm a doctor, and I took an oath to help people.
Andre: Help? I don't need help!
Hattie: Not only is Andre Dimera mentally incompetent, but this man is a textbook example of a sociopath.

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Sonny: You have had a lot of weddings here.
Victor: Unfortunately most of them were mine. I had the caterers on retainer their for a while.

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