For all the grief and complications and regret, I'm really excited to be a mom.

Lani

Eric: Just... be careful, will you?
Sami: I don't really do careful, but if I need you, I'll call you.

Jennifer: Hope? There's an APB out on Abigail? What happened?
Hope: I think you'd better sit down.

Susan [as Kristen]: Kristen?
Kristen [as Susan]: Don't call me. And don't say my name. If anyone hears, the jig is up.
Susan: The jig is already up.
Kristen: Why, did someone figure out who you are?
Susan: No, not yet. All I'm saying is that if the jig is up it's cause I lifted it.
Kristen: What does that even mean?
Susan: It means I have a bone to pick with you. There's no sundae bar. You lied to me.

I'm going to go to the chapel and pray that God's will be done, whatever the hell that is.

John

Kristen: Brady came to see me and he doesn't want anything to do with me.
Chad: What did you think would happen? You thought Brady would be thrilled that you were stalking him as Susan Banks?

Theresa: You sound so shocked. Yes I donate blood and I'm nice to my grandmother and small children, that is when I’m not biting the heads off chickens.
Melanie: Sadly that last part I can believe.

EJ: The moment I learned Rolf had you on ice, I should have told him to rip Jake's heart out of your chest.
Stefan: See, EJ, that's why I'm such a better chess player than you are. While you're sitting here second-guessing yourself, I'm always five moves ahead.
EJ: This match is far from over.
Stefan: Hmm. The only thing sadder than a mediocre chess player is one who doesn't realize he's been bested.
Gabi: Enjoy your extended honeymoon.
EJ: And you two enjoy your little victory. because I promise you it won't last. Not only will I be back on top at Dimera, but I will make sure you pay dearly for what you have done.

Andre: Looking for someone?
Kate: I had hoped Lucas would be here.
Andre: Of course he'll be here. His granddaughter is walking down the aisle. He wouldn't want to miss that.
Kate: If he's drunk enough, he won't care.
Andre: I'm sorry he had his relapse. I know how painful that is for you.
Kate: I feel sorry for Lucas. His heart is broken. I feel like Will is the only one who can help him right now.

Chad: Stephanie and I talked about it. We're on the same page.
Steve: Well, I think you'd better turn to a new page.

Rafe: I'm sorry that you overheard me and Sami talking.
Ciara: You mean you're sorry that I found out that you cheated on my mother.

Vivian: I knocked, but I gues your staff has the day off.
Maggie: What do you want, Vivian?
Vivian: I brought you your figurines. I was going to throw them out, but then I t thought you might want to donate them to charity. You will need the tax deduction, after all.
Julie: You know, the other day I stood there and watched you throw Maggie out of her home. Now it's my turn to tell you to get the hell out of mine!