Abe: Paulina, I told you I cannot live with you right now. I'm sorry, but I wouldn't make a very good husband.
Paulina: But you would make a good mayor.

Marlena: Patience is not Paulina's strong suit.
[Paulina comes out of the elevator]
Paulina: Oh, hey! Somebody! I'm here to take my husband home!
Kayla: You gonna handle this, or am I? [Pause] Perfect. [Kayla leaves]
Paulina: Oh, Marlena! I'm so excited to take Abe home! What? Why do you look so sad?
Marlena: I'm not sad. I just -- I know you know this, but I want to remind you that we don't have any guarantee Abe's gonna get his memory back.
Paulina: What? I can make him remember.

I'm sorry. I'm gonna give him what he wants.

Theresa

Leo: Don't be ridiculous. I would never sleep with my best friend's fiancee.
Tripp: But you said -
Leo: It was wishful thinking. I've always had a secret crush on Dimitri, and in my mind, he sort of became my boyfriend. Like in college, how Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Ryan Phillpe were my boyfriends. Surely you've had someone like that, I mean a gorgeous actress that you wish you fantasized about day and night?
Tripp: Emma Watson.
Leo: Ah, yes, excellent choice!
Tripp: Big Harry Potter fan before the whole controversy.

Megan: I know we have our differences, but we will overcome them. That's what families do.
Chad [to Stephanie]: Normal families like yours do. She hired Thomas B banks to assassinate us. That's hard to get past.

Trask: To answer your completely inappropriate question from before, no, I'm not going to let Li off the hook just because he shares my love of Scandinavian crime dramas. Believe me, there's no conflict of interest.
Stefan: Great. Then let's discuss how you're going to put that psychopath behind bars.

I don't know why Stefano insisted on bringing you in on this plan. He said you could be his eyes and ears, but so far all you have contributed is your big mouth.

Gina

Stefan: Jennifer, I thought you were upset that Abigail had been committed.
Jennifer: No, I am upset because of how it happened, but I want my daughter well, I want her whole again, and you just care about yourself. You’re always thinking about yourself.
Stefan: That’s not true. I love Gabby.
Jennifer: How can you love Gabby? She’s not a real person.

We don't need to avoid the pregnant elephant in the room. I know everything.

Maggie

You know, there are going to be some ground rules. No sex, at least not between the two of us.

Kate

Alex: Chad, bro... Slow down, man, you got it all wrong.
Chad: Slow down? Don't tell me to slow down! And I'm not your bro! Stephanie may feel sorry for you, Alex, but I don't.
Alex: I'm not looking for anyone to feel sorry for me.
Chad: Really? That's your game, isn't it? Sad, lonely guy who just needs a friendly shoulder to lean on?

Shawn-Douglas Brady: You know what? For the first time in my life, I'm glad that my dad is biologically a Kiriakis.
Belle Black Kiriakis: Why would you say that?
Shawn-Douglas Brady: Because, otherwise, we would be related. Your grandmother is a Brady, remember?
Belle Black Kiriakis: Oh, my god. I never even thought about that. Actually, that makes me more of a Brady than you.