Nicole: Hey, I aimed it at that old lady's walker. She was giving me a look.
Daniel: Yeah, what did that car window ever do to you?

Brady: You want to give me a promotion.
Victor: You deserve it.
Brady: On what planet?

It's just that I've never made any mistakes when it comes to women, alright so I felt really secure judging you.

Brady

Thank God that this kid isn't going to have to go through the hell of having us as parents.

Brady

I learned the hard way that you don't want to come close to any of Jennifer Horton's cast offs or hand-me-downs.

Eve

(to Theresa) You're a bad drug and I don't do drugs anymore.

Brady

I think he is going to be thrilled to pieces as any guy would be to get the amazing news that an irresponsible, alcoholic chick who he had no commitment to in any way, shape, or form is carrying his child.

Anne

(to Kate) I never took you for the Duck Dynasty kind of girl.

Chad

That's exactly what being played means, Abigail. You don't even see it happening.

Ben

Kristen: What you saw was two broken hearted people that were reaching out to each other, Brady.
Brady: I'm glad you cleared that up because to me it looked like two horny people having sex.

Daniel: We were both in a really bad place.
Nicole: A place, you'd have to be in a horrible place like the third circle of hell.

Being book smart doesn't mean that you're not life stupid and you're majorly life stupid.

Rory

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I mean he was so not even close to Mr. Right. He was barely Mr. Right Now.

Theresa

(about Theresa) She's one in a million. Thank God.

Brady