You have to admit that my family does bring along an elevated level of crazy and potentially lethal force to the party.

EJ

You miserable excuse for a woman. You half witted piece of lint. Get the hell out of my house, now!

Stefano

Well, he said that you need a honeymoon. We have a convertible sofa so I guess that would do.

Susan

Susan Banks: Seems like just yesterday you were strapped to an electric chair just waiting to fry for killing someone, huh?
Sami: Well, it was a lethal injection but I was totally innocent.
Susan: Imagine that.

Samantha Jean Brady Dimera, will you marry me one last time.

EJ

Sami, what you are is a grown up and if you decide that EJ is what you want and he is going to make you happy then decide that with your eyes wide open. All I've ever wanted for you in your whole life is for you to be utterly happy.

Marlena

By the way, high marks on some world class philandering. Not many guys could do it with the brother's girlfriend, the wife's maid of honor, have it immortalized in print and still get the wife back. You must be really good in…negotiations.

Chad

Yes, Harold, I think you should release the dogs. (to Sami) It's your mother. She's coming.

EJ

When it comes to matters of the heart, you are the bravest person I have ever met. When I think of all the years that I hated watching you wear your heart on your sleeve for all those heartless bastards. I gave you my soul. I won't ask for it back. I don't have any need for it without you.

EJ

Does this sound familiar? This is the same thing you said before you did that hatchet job on your mom and EJ?

Sonny

Sami: A wise man once told me that when you do find true love, you better never take it for granted. You have to cherish it cause it's a gift.
Roman: You know what, that wise man that told you that, he probably had way too many beers.

Let's be honest Eve. Who really wants to listen to you sing anyway?

Theresa

Days of Our Lives Quotes

Sonny: This is great.
Justin: What is?
Sonny: Having a dad again and all I had to do to make it happen was get stabbed in the back.

You know there was a time when I thrived on being the meanest SOB in Salem. Now my idea of a good day is a walk in the garden with my wife or an old movie on TV. I'm particularly partial to Myrna Loy.

Victor