Will: It happened once and I knew it was wrong and I made sure it never happened again.
Sonny: That is so noble.

Lucas: What do you see in that wing nut?
Kate: Really? How many times have I said the same thing to you?

(to Nicole) You're very sneaky and very underhanded and you're always trying to find a way to dig up dirt on people and that is why I need your help.


I was just wondering, how does it feel knowing that JJ can't keep it in his pants, well especially after Abigail couldn't keep hers on. Do you think maybe you forgot to give them the talk?


Paul: What did you expect? You told me it was over, to move on.
Sonny: I didn't tell you to sleep with my husband!

You can stop lying to me now. You're not in this alone anymore.


You know there was a time when I thrived on being the meanest SOB in Salem. Now my idea of a good day is a walk in the garden with my wife or an old movie on TV. I'm particularly partial to Myrna Loy.


Sonny: This is great.
Justin: What is?
Sonny: Having a dad again and all I had to do to make it happen was get stabbed in the back.

(about Theresa) She's one in a million. Thank God.


Whoever stole JJ from me, she's nothing but a lying slut.


Daniel: I don’t hate you. I can’t.
Nicole: Well you’re doing a really good imitation of it.

(to Victor) Maybe God still does take your calls.