Melanie: This isn't what it looks like.
Victor: Melanie, I'm not that old. This is exactly what it looks like.

You're insinuating that I am so shallow that I would fall in love with someone that I barely know.


I think I might have told him that you were the slut of the physical therapy department or maybe he figured that out himself.


Damon: If he isn't found in the next hour or two…
Victor: He'll be a Clydsicle until the spring thaw.

From my experience, Abigail isn't nearly as good as your sister is in bed.


If your friend wants to start a dynasty he should stick to ducks.


Fooling around with a complete stranger, yeah it might be a terrible idea but it's a hundred times better than being with you.


Theresa: Let me guess, you're going to ask if I really know that guy.
Brady: Do you?
Theresa: No but he's really hot and he's great in the sack so that's really all I care about.

Clyde: I greet each and every day with a smile on my face, Victor.
Victor: Most idiots do.

So you're afraid we're going to hate dating or, and this is just off the top of my head, you're afraid my dad is going to kick your ass.


So we're on our date to discuss if we should date.


You know when I came to work for a powerful, international mogul I just didn't expect to be talking about old girlfriends.


Days of Our Lives Quotes

(about Theresa) She's one in a million. Thank God.


Eric: Are you alright?
Nicole: I will be after I knock her teeth out.