You know you're not the first guy to let Kate Roberts ruin his life. Hell, you're not even the first guy in this room.

Victor

Daniel Jonas, he acts like he walks on water to get to work in the morning.

Theresa

Does he even write his cards in a southern twang?

Chad

Chad: My tax dollars hard at work.
Rafe: Since when do DiMera's pay taxes?

So, I guess Uncle Bo's just a distant memory now, huh?

Theresa

Maggie: You didn't tell anyone she was here, did you Victor?
Victor: No. I posted it on Facebook and tweeted about it, of course.

Chad: Is it a crime to try and make your father proud?
Victor: When your father is Stefano DiMera, chances are good, yes.

Melanie must wonder why after what Abigail's used to she'd settle for a smaller, more economy package.

Chad

Hey, did I say be naked when the messenger arrived with your phone? No, no that was your own artistic personal choice.

T

Anne: You know what's funny? It's not the face of a snarky bitch…
Abigail: And it's not the coffee that's bitter.

Melanie: Tell him this is me not him. I do this all the time.
Abigail: You do, you surprise naked men?
Melanie: Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

No matter how he tries to spin it, don't ever forget that his name is DiMera and yours is Kiriakis and that never goes away.

Victor