[Jack walks in on Gwen kissing a pillow.]
Gwen: I suppose that was awkward.
Jack: As long as the pillow was consenting, I don't see a problem with it.

Rafe: I didn't want to go home because I was afraid Nicole and I would get into it again.
Gabi: You're in the wrong place. You should be wherever Nicole is, trying to work things out with her.

Rolf: I am not intimidated by Ms. Hernandez. Unlike you, I have no problem standing up to her.
Li: You're a genius, Rolf... and an idiot. Gabi is a lionness.

You know, you might have been successful in using our little girl and the lives of three innocent women to get what you want, but I will never love you and you will find that you are even more miserable and lonely being in a loveless relationship.

Brady

After almost a decade behind the bar, my knees aren't what they used to be. If you don't answer my question soon, I may not be able to get up.

Roman

Kristen: My motives are not your concern. Did you question my father like this?
Rolf: I always trusted Stefano's judgment.
Kristen: Then trust mine.
Rolf: Stefano would not approve of you endangering Marlena's life.
Kristen: You're forgetting your place, Rolf!
Rolf: My place is to protect Stefano's legacy.

Stefan: You're right. I was thinking about you. I was thinking about the time you had my heart ripped from my chest and you gave it to Julie Williams.
Gabi: You're lying.
Stefan: So if you're wondering why I'm feeling flustered, it's because I felt this wave of nausea wash over me as I realized what a conniving snake you are. In fact, every time I'm near you I feel physically ill.
Gabi: No, every time you're near me you start to remember. Admit it. Why won't you admit it? You know what? Soon you won't even have a choice because whatever Rolf did to you to make you hate me, the truth is stronger. Our love is stronger.

Alex: I didn't plan on coming over here and expect to see you.
Chad: Why are you coming over here at all?
Alex: Anyway, the point is, she has all these workplace rules that I am sincerely trying to abide by, but it is impossible.
Stephanie: It's really not.
Alex: Okay, then tell me how your date with Chad went.
Stephanie: It wasn't a date! We were celebrating his first day on the job.
Alex: Fine! Then tell me how celebrating your employee's first day on the job is no problem at all, but if I want to ask my employee to lunch to discuss business, it is completely offensive and highly inappropriate.
Chad: Let me mansplain this to you, then. What happened between Stephanie and me was consensual.

Johnny: I didn't invite you in.
Wendy: Too late.
Johnny: Who are you?
Wendy: I need to see Stefan. So can you call him?
Johnny: You didn't answer my question and I am going to call the head of security if you don't tell me who the hell you are.
Wendy: I'm Wendy Shin. Who the hell are you?

Sloan: I just want to know how we're proceeding with that settlement offer.
Paulina: Settlement offer. Right. Apparently this is what we're calling blackmail these days.
Chanel: This is what you do for a living? You represent clients who want to make bank by extorting people and they're too afraid to show their faces? You really are scum.

Sloan: You must be Chanel. Sloan Peterson. It's okay. I feel like we've already met. I know so much about you.
Paulina: Don't you talk to my daughter. Don't you even look at her.
Sloan: I presume you brought her up to speed?
Paulina: On what a sleazy bottom-feeder you are? Yes. She knows.

It’s not like I’m sending her the “I want you to go to bed with me” bouquet. It’s more like I’m sending her the “I’m sorry for being a complete jackass while your mother is viciously sick” arrangement.

Alex