Clyde: Yeah, that's him.
Nancy: Do you know who that is? That's Leo Stark, the weasel who stole Craig from me and tried to con him out of his money.
Clyde: No way.
Nancy: Yes. *laughs* Do you know what this means? Your weasel and my weasel are the same weasel!

Brady: Do you know who this guy is?
Clyde: All I can tell you is he's a wine-swilling twerp who wears floral prints.
Brady and Chloe: Leo.

Sonny: What happened to set you off?
Chad: My wife was stabbed to death. Did that slip your mind?
Sonny: No. What happened today?
Chad: Thomas didn't want to go to the aquarium. I told him we could do anything else, but he didn't want to. He wanted Abigail. And I snapped at him. I am supposed to make him feel better and I made him feel worse.

Abe [to Nicole, about Paulina]: You know, I thought getting married would help get her out of her shell.
Nicole: Yeah, it really takes a lot to pry an opinion out of that one, doesn't it?

Paulina: If Chanel hadn't caught the bouquet at our wedding, you would have been the next one married. You and Eric.
Abe: Nicole is married. To Rafe.

Victor: Sit down. I have a question for you. What the hell are you doing with your life? Sonny says you want to work for him now.
Alex: Working with Vic and Joe turned out not to be what I thought it would be.
Victor: Why? Because they actually put you to work? What exactly do you see yourself doing at Titan?
Alex: Shouldn't Sonny be here if we're going to talk about this?
Victor: Come on, Alex. Do you want Sonny to know why you're really here?

Li: The only thing I don't like is that you didn't trust me with this. Why did you try to keep me in the dark?
Gabi: You're a member of the board. I didn't want to put you in the terrible position that you're now in.
Li: I like any position you put me in.

Last time we saw each other, Xander was down in the dumps about Sarah, sure she was going to be dragged off to the guillotine any second now. And yet she's walking around free, something about an alibi that contradicts Lucas Horton's liquid testimony. It makes me wonder... just who did Lucas see rushing down the stairs that night?

Leo

Paulina: Chanel, please wait.
Chanel: What for?
Paulina: If you would just let me explain...
Chanel: You don't want me to be with Allie. Well, I made my choice. As my mother, I thought you'd be happy for me but no, you're plotting behind my back with Johnny.
Paulina: I was just afraid you hadn't made the right choice.
Chanel: The right choice. I picked the girl and according to you, the right choice is picking the boy.

Rolf: I did make a stronger version of the serum. But it has not yet been tested.
Kristen: Since when do mad scientists wait for FDA approval?

Paulina: You have to ask yourself, what do you prefer? Penis or Vagina?
Chanel: Mama!
Paulina: What? We’re two grown-ass women. I had “the talk” with you years ago. There’s no need to be embarrassed by what God gave us.

Paulina: You were protecting your child.
Kate: Yes, but at the expense of Roman's daughter.
Paulina: From what I've seen of Sami, she can take care of herself.