Kate: Do you have a minute to talk?
Roman: Actually, I don't. I just found out my boiler's on the fritz and I don't have much to say to you anyway.

Kristen: I"m not going to race EJ to the hospital to see who can get Jake's shares first.
Rolf: Really? That's rather shocking.

Steve: If you really want to start over, why not go somewhere else?
Orpheus: That's a good idea. I was thinking of heading west.
Steve: West where?
Orpheus: I heard Seattle is beautiful. Maybe I'll stop in and check on your kids. What are their names? Stephanie... Joey... and Tripp.
Steve: Is that a threat? if you lay one hand on my family -
Orpheus: Relax. No threat. You're the one who suggested I leave Salem.
Steve: What kind of game are you playing here?
Orpheus: I'm not. But look, if me moving worries you so much, you win. I'll stay in Salem. Guess I'll be seeing you around.

Tony: Simple Simon told the pie man, can I see your wares.
Allie: What?
Tony: Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Allie: Who is Simple Simon? What are you talking about?

Sonny: In the name of full transparency, I have to tell you, my brother is staying with me.
Chad: Which brother?
Sonny: Alex.
Chad: I didn't know he was coming to Salem.
Sonny: Neither did I.
Chad: How long is he staying?
Sonny: He's not leaving. He wasn't having a blast in Phoenix with Joe and Vic so he decided to come here. Apparently he thinks he's going to work with me.
Chad: How do you feel about that?
Sonny: He assumes I'm going to hire him and there really isn't any reason not to, right?
Chad: In my book, working with your brother is a bad idea.

Ava: Really? Jake's body isn't even cold yet and you're talking about getting his shares.
Gabi: I'm sorry he died, but some of us still have to make a living.
Ava: And some of us aren't living.

Paulina: You and I go way back, Governor Mitchell, but that's not why I invited you to dinner tonight. I did it for Abe. You see, I know you're retiring and before you do, you will want to endorse your successor. And I think Abe is the right man for the job.
Governor: Mayor Carver. I didn't know you were running for governor.
Abe: Neither did I.

So the governor pardoned Orpheus, Evan Freres, Kristen Dimera, Gwen Rizcheck, and Dr. Rolf. All of them criminals and now they are free to do whatever they want.

Ava

Shawn: Chloe helped me see how unfair I'd been to you since Shawn Christian was conceived.
Belle: I don't want to go there again.
Shawn: No, hear me out. I should have told you I slept with Jan. I am so sorry about the decisions I made. Moving her in here, telling you to keep your distance... you are my wife and I should have included you in these decisions and made it clear to Jan that we are a team.
Belle: I could have handled it better too. You were only trying to look out for your son.
Shawn: I could have found a different solution. I should have had Jan live somewhere else. I put you in a terrible position and I am so sorry I did that.
Belle: I did what I always do when things get rough between us. I turned to someone else when I should have been trying to work things out between us. I kept turning to EJ when I knew it bothered you. Maybe on some level, that's why I did it.
Shawn: I know you ran to EJ to hurt me, but was that all there was to it, or were you in love with him?
Belle: I was never in love with EJ, and I didn't file for separation so I could be with him. But I have to admit, filing for legal separation made it easier for me to rationalize sleeping with him. I told myself that I wasn't betraying our vows because we were separated. I am so sorry I hurt you.
Shawn: We've established that we're both sorry, so where does that leave us?

I heard about Marlena putting Lucas under hypnosis and he suddenly remembered that Sarah was there. It sounds completely bogus to me.

Xander

This must be how Oprah feels. You get a pardon, and you get a pardon, and you get a pardon. Everyone gets a pardon!

Kristen

Jada: Give me an example of your hallucinations.
Sarah: I thought my stepfather was Kristen Dimera holding a syringe but it was really him with a pen.
Jada: I see. And did this happen with anyone else?
Sarah: I attacked a woman named Nicole Walker. I grabbed her by the arm and screamed at her to get away with Eric.
Jada: And was there anyone else?
Sarah: I attacked Xander's ex-wife, Chanel Dupree.
Jada: The same way you did Nicole?
Sarah: Sort of.
Jada: What does that mean, sort of?
Sarah: I thought she was Kristen and I pulled a knife on her. Xander stopped me.
Jada: The night of the murder, Lucas saw you fleeing down the stairs.
Sarah: He's either lying or wrong. I wasn't at the Dimera mansion!
Jada: Really. He saw you drop an object.
Sarah: I couldn't drop anything because I wasn't there.
Jada: I think it was the knife used to kill Abigail Dimera.
Sarah: Abigail was my cousin. I loved her. She saved me. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't be here, and I was so grateful. So why would I ever hurt her?
Jada: You wouldn't, not if you were in your right mind. But you admitted that you have had hallucinations and that you pulled a knife on Chanel Dupree. I think the same thing happened with Abigail, only no one was there to stop you.