You're unbelievable. I leave for two seconds and next thing I know, you're arrested for murder.

Ben

Lucas: Your relationship with your sister has kind of been screwed up from the very beginning. You know, ever since she was a baby and you tried to sell her on the black market.
Sami: Are you seriously throwing that in my face right now? How come people can’t just move on from that? That was a long time ago. I was a kid. And they got her back. They did get her back. Now she uses that was an excuse to blame me for everything wrong that ever happens in her life.

Just because you're articulate doesn't mean you're not petty as hell for calling a conflicted woman a tease.

Belle [to EJ]

Lani: If I start to wear down I'll just ask myself, what would Julie do?"
Julie: What a great notion. Do you suppose we can make that a rule for everybody to follow?

Chad: How much did you tell Lucas? ANSWER ME!
Kate: You really need to calm down.
Chad: My wife is dead! Someone stabbed her to death in our bedroom and you want me to calm down?

Kate: Relax. Abigail's not going to want to send you to prison.
Lucas: Why not? She sent her own sister there.
Kate: That's different. She hates Gwen.

EJ: The silver lining in all this is perhaps the baby won't survive.
Belle: How could you so casually say something like that?
EJ: You said yourself that if Shawn had told you that night, you would have encouraged Jan to take the morning-after pill.
Belle: But that's different. The morning after pill prevents pregnancy. We're talking about ending a life.
EJ: Yous aid yourself that Jan and this baby is what is causing issues between you and Shawn. So I just thought -
Belle: Stop it! I have never wished this baby dead. What is wrong with you?

Johnny: Chanel and I were married.
Allie: WERE. You're not anymore. And you know Chanel and I had feelings long before you came along.
Chanel: STOP! Would you two stop talking about m e like I'm not standing here and like my opinion doesn't matter?

We did not get our baby away from the Devil to allow him anywhere near Jan Spears.

Ciara

Brady: You're forgetting I had a front row seat to all the drama with you and Nicole.
Eric: Which thankfully has come to an end.
Brady: So you're telling me that now that you're not a priest, Nicole hasn't ever crossed your mind?
Eric: No.
Brady: Well, I guess it's not a sin if you're lying to yourself.

Nicole: Why are you so focused on me? I thought you'd be more concerned about whatever woman is in your life now.
EJ: There's no one.
Nicole: Really? You do know that I can always tell when you're lying, or at least evading.
EJ: Would you stop looking at me with those ex-wife eyes?

Kayla: I am happy to report you are in perfect health.
Abigail: Great. I mean, I feel great, but that's always good to hear.
Kayla: Let me just refill that scrip for your birth control and you'll be on your way.
Abigail: Actually, I'm not sure I want that.
Kayla: Oh. Are you and Chad thinking of having another baby?
Abigail: Well, I am.