Marlena: Why do you care who Eric is with? Whether it's a friend or somebody who's more than a friend because the two of you are done.
Nicole: Well thank you for the reminder, only next time can you try to keep the glee out of your voice.

The issue Melanie, the issue is that you can't go all American ninja warrior on people in that hospital.

Brady

Theresa: I swear to god, if I have to see Melanie Jonas here on a regular basis I'll stop working here. I will.
Anne: How will I know the difference?

Kate: Seriously though, you should be careful. He's out to crucify you, he's not going to let up.
Chad: Well he better or your ex-boy toy is going to find out that he's taken on the wrong guy.

Look, the last time either one of us was on a blind date it was like in a different century.

Kayla

You know you're not the first guy to let Kate Roberts ruin his life. Hell, you're not even the first guy in this room.

Victor

Daniel Jonas, he acts like he walks on water to get to work in the morning.

Theresa

Does he even write his cards in a southern twang?

Chad

Chad: My tax dollars hard at work.
Rafe: Since when do DiMera's pay taxes?

So, I guess Uncle Bo's just a distant memory now, huh?

Theresa

Maggie: You didn't tell anyone she was here, did you Victor?
Victor: No. I posted it on Facebook and tweeted about it, of course.

Chad: Is it a crime to try and make your father proud?
Victor: When your father is Stefano DiMera, chances are good, yes.