Samantha's dead. Edward doesn't need a smoked ham.Mia
You watch yourself. You don't want to step on broken glass.Rayburn
No everything in here is a violent taste crime.Mia
Mia: It's unbelievable. Do I have a chip or something?
Joanna: Listen, your parents don't know where you are yet.
Mia: You mean my grandparents?
Nothing says you're ready for marriage like dancing with your Dad.Mia
People tend to die when they trust your family.Ben
Julian: I know I'm unbearably excellent
I am a doctor. I have a diploma and everything.Julian
Look at these people, give me a microscope and a drop of blood and I'll prove there's an a-hole gene.Editor
Robert: Where's Julian?
Edward: Probably helping a stripper work out her Daddy issues. I'd go find him, but I'm gonna need some singles.
Maybe you should tell TMZ about your Venereal Warts Quinn.Mia
You think I don't know exactly what my husband is? He and I were made for each other, you dumb bitch.Sofia