Samantha's dead. Edward doesn't need a smoked ham.

Mia

You watch yourself. You don't want to step on broken glass.

Rayburn

No everything in here is a violent taste crime.

Mia

Mia: It's unbelievable. Do I have a chip or something?
Joanna: Listen, your parents don't know where you are yet.
Mia: You mean my grandparents?

Nothing says you're ready for marriage like dancing with your Dad.

Mia

People tend to die when they trust your family.

Ben

Joanna: Wow.
Julian: I know I'm unbearably excellent

I am a doctor. I have a diploma and everything.

Julian

Look at these people, give me a microscope and a drop of blood and I'll prove there's an a-hole gene.

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