Desperate Housewives "A Little Night Music" Quotes
Susan [to Mike]: Do you feel betrayed, humiliated? Good! Because I only did this to show you what it feels like when the person that's supposed to love you the most lies to you.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Carlos: Every time you offer me afternoon sex it's because you want something, and it's not afternoon sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Carlos: Whoa!
Gaby: I know, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: Come on, this is my chance! My aunt had a stroke while driving. When am I gonna get that lucky again?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Susan: This is my turn to flaunt. And I can't flaunt with a free piano.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mike: Why is there a big ass piano in our house?
Susan: Actually, Big Ass stopped making pianos. This is a Yamaha.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
