Desperate Housewives "Come Play Wiz Me" Quotes
Bree: (to Gloria) Are those shoes suede?
Gloria: Yes, why?
Bree: (sprays Gloria's shoes with the garden hose) No reason.
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Gloria: Hey Bree, may I come in?
Bree: What's a garden without a snake?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ed: Hey you got a little cereal right... (points to her cheek near her lips)
Lynette: Cereal? I didn't have any... Oh I know what that is... I get nauseous from the pain so that's just a little residual vomit.
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(Mike sits at the table with Paul, who is reading a book)
Mike: Hey... Looks like an interesting book. What's it about? (He grabs the book and throws it aside) Never mind. I'll wait for the movie!
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Gabrielle: You're pimping me out to a teenager!
Susan: Okay, I deserve the pimping remark but let's not pretend that, you know, we're above teenagers.
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Bree: (to Orson) I am not sleeping in a bed that had your dead mistress' teeth in it!
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Zach: Come on, let's go, let's party!
Gabrielle: Listen to me you pimply psychopath! You and I are never going to party! In fact, the only reason we ever gonna be in the same room again is if you strangle a cheerleader and I wind up on the jury!
• Rating: Unrated
Mary Alice: (narrating) Yes, it can happen so quickly. Life as we know it can change in a blink of an eye. Unlikely friendships can blossom, important careers can be tossed aside, a long lost hope can be rekindled. Still, we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us. Because all too soon, the day will come when there are no changes left.
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Gabrielle: (to Zach) You just vacuumed my tonsils, I deserve to know where that mouth has been!
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Paul: Zach is all I have left in the world. Through everything that's happened, I've never stopped loving him. Can you please get him to come down here to see me?
Mike: That's one hell of a favor. Man, you have some nerve.
Paul: I know, it's kind of what got me in here.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 15
