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Let's see. I'm getting a divorce, I lost my business, and I'm sitting here trying to remember why I quit drinking. I've had better Mondays.

Bree

Paul Young, he's back!. You heard me. Now, don't just stand there—we gotta warn people!

Karen

Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada... or Chlamydia.

Lynette

She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumors be damned!

Renee

It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team!

Renee

If you field this one, I'll tell him where babies come from.

Mike

Thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree. Nice work!

Gaby
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Desperate Housewives Season 7 Episode 1 Quotes

If you field this one, I'll tell him where babies come from.

Mike

Thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree. Nice work!

Gaby