Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clog your drain?

Susan

Try not to take too long because I miss you already.

Lynette [to Preston]

I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require. If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder!

Carlos [on Gaby's eggs]
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