Desperate Housewives Quotes
Life is brutally simple. Life is getting what you want and protecting who you love. And everything else is weakness.
Ben
Bree: Is this actually happening? Gaby Solis is asking us for sex tips?
Gaby: I know. It's the apocalypse.
Old people are adorable. I love their little raisin faces and those tennis balls they put on their walkers.
Renee
What am I, a cat? I'm allowed to be out past ten.
Mrs. McCluskey
Since we caught Bin Laden, we can stroll on the plane anytime we want.
Gaby
Robber: Get out!
Bree: What?!
Robber: I'm taking your car.
Bree: Oh my God, I could kiss you.
Gaby: I'm worried about you. First, you stop talking to your friends. Now, you're wiggin' out at a rat funeral. You're making me nervous.
Susan: Well, I'm sorry I'm not handling accessory to murder as well as the rest of you.
Priest: Nuts, I was really hoping this would be a good one.
Gaby: I made out with two chicks once in college.
Priest: This job rocks.
What's your guess? Wonky eye? Rabbit teeth? Comb over? One normal eyebrow? One really big one? Baby hands? I had it all in one guy... did not end well.
Renee
Chuck: Don't take this the wrong way, but you could do this professionally.
Bree: Coming from a man who's on a first name basis with half the hookers in Fairview, that's quite a compliment to take, Detective.
We're not criminals. We drive carpool.
Susan
There are many things that bind friends together - Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident, comforting each other in times of need, finding it in our hearts to forgive. But, the thing that binds friends together the most is a secret that changes everything.
Mary Alice
