I don’t want to die, not while I still look this good.

Genevieve

Don’t go Catholic on me because I will call the Pope and tell him about Javier.

Valentina

You call him Carmen. I call him Diablo.

Carmen

Where’s his cage? The thing you keep children in so they can’t get away.

Carmen

Adrian: Oh yes, I’m very skeevy.
Genevieve: Well, it was a long time ago. I’m willing to forgive you.
Adrian: That seems misguided.

You and I were meant to tango.

Adrian

This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.

Carmen

Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.

Adrian

We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.

Carmen

Carmen: Why did you make me get up? I can feel the hangover.
Marisol: And I can smell your breath. So, we’re even.

He’s a lecherous masseur that touches me inappropriately. I’m going to file a complaint someday.

Genevieve

My hair is the crime.

Carmen