I wasn't a ho. I was popular.

Carmen

I do enjoy belittling people. It really is my best thing

Evelyn

But if it shows up you can take your shirt off again and come get it.

Zoila

Are you sure it's not a brain tumor?

Spence

I've got a big mouth, you should have known better.

Carmen

I may be 50 but I am very, very handsome.

Spencer

Now you're just saying words.

Zoila

My doctor says its best to wake naturally from a Merlot and Ambien sleep.

Evelyn

You have a fine home, its cozy. Has it always been teal?

Evelyn

That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.

Adrian

Number 32 is perfect! Put laxatives in her coffee.

Carmen

The black one. The gold one makes you look like a pimp.

Carmen

Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn