Devious Maids

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Devious maids
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This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.

Carmen

Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.

Adrian

We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.

Carmen

Carmen: Why did you make me get up? I can feel the hangover.
Marisol: And I can smell your breath. So, we’re even.

He’s a lecherous masseur that touches me inappropriately. I’m going to file a complaint someday.

Genevieve

My hair is the crime.

Carmen

They put a gun to your head. You’re allowed to get a little drunk.

Rosie

Valentina: I pray.
Adrien: Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.

Marisol is allergic to roses, so that seems like the logical choice.

Evelyn

Poor people have organs. Rich people need them. Why must the government stand in the way of the small business man?

Genevieve

If I let them give me a major organ, they’ll think they have a right to visit me and use my pool.

Genevieve

Our marriage is not based on love and that is why we have so much fun.

Adrian
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Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn
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