Popular Devious Maids Quotes
It's ironic. My life sucks, but my vacuum doesn't.Evelyn
This rug is worth $100,000. If you ruin it, I will personally see that you end up in the public school system.Evelyn
"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."Evelyn
Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.Evelyn
Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.Rosie
How can I be terrified of conflict? I'm married to you.Spence
Is there a nice way to tell your boss he's deformed?Carmen
I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.Peri
Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?Carmen
Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?Evelyn
You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.Carmen