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Devious-maids

Evelyn: The poverty was unimaginable.
Adrian: Streets filled with beggars and children running around in tattered.
Evelyn: Every time we looked out our hotel window we were confronted with human suffering.
Adrian: Finally, we called the concierge and got a room facing the pool.
Evelyn: So much nicer.

What’s the point of living if there’s nothing nice to wear?

Genevieve

The rubies in that necklace were blood red. I don’t expect civil servants to understand how impressive that is, but I do expect you to get them back.

Evelyn

Genevieve: She can’t go back to that motel in east LA. It’s a horrible neighborhood.
Zoila: I live in east LA.
Genevieve: So, you know.

Let’s just say it’s better for my marriage if I’m pregnant. Now, shoot me up with everything you’ve got.

Peri

Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.

Carmen

Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.

You are the best husband I’ve never married.

Carmen

Everything’s better with a luncheon.

Genevieve

We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.

Carmen

Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!

I will never handle any gun – especially yours.

Evelyn
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Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn
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