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It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.

Genevieve

Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.

Genevieve

If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?

Genevieve

Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.

Genevieve

You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.

Marisol

Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?

Evelyn

You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?

Adrian

Evelyn: So, what do you think?
Adrian: She’s hideous.
Evelyn: She certainly is.

Zoila: I thought you were morning.
Genevieve: I am, but the US economy needs me. I can’t be selfish.

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