Devious Maids

Sundays 10:00 PM on Lifetime
Devious maids
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You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?


Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?


You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.


Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.


If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?


Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.


It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.


Adrian: I love you. I just don't want to touch you.
Evelyn: That sentence just cost you $50 million dollars.

I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.


Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.


Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.

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Devious Maids Season 1 Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?


"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"