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Devious-maids

Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.

Carmen

Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.

Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
 

Carmen

I can't afford a scandal right now. I'm in negotiations with Paramount.

Peri

Is there a nice way to tell your boss he's deformed?

Carmen

How can I be terrified of conflict? I'm married to you.

Spence

Oh, the things I've seen today. I'm going to have to go to confession twice this week.

Rosie

Please stop. I just took a Valium and you are ruining it.

Evelyn
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