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Devious-maids

When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.

Peri

Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?

Carmen: "I should have been born rich."
Rosie: "We're right there with you, mija."
Carmen: "No, it's different for me. You guys know how to pull off poverty. I don't."

"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."

Evelyn

"We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one's husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable." 

Evelyn

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn
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