Doctor Who
Fridays 9:00 PMFavorite Doctor Who Quotes
The Doctor: When this is all over, you can finish the job.
Clara: How do you mean?
The Doctor: Well you've explained me to him, but you haven't explained him to me.
The Doctor: But he's a PE teacher. You wouldn't go out with a PE teacher! It's a mistake. You've made a boyfriend error.
Danny: I am not a PE teacher, I'm a maths teacher.
The Doctor: You're a soldier. Why go out with a soldier? Why not get a plant or a lamb.
Clara: Because I love him!
The Doctor: How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age.
Clara: We do not look the same age.
The Doctor: I was being kind.
Clara: See ya! Don't rob any banks.
The Doctor: Don't rob any banks what?
Clara: Without me.
The Doctor: Of course not, Boss. Robbin' a bank. Robbin' a whole bank. Beat that for a date.
Danny: Meeting me. You are. Date. Second one.
Clara: Words are not in the right order but, hey, maths teacher.
Why is your face all colored in?
The Doctor
She looks like a lot of things, because her face is so wide. She needs three mirrors.
The Doctor
Rupert: He took my bedspread.
The Doctor: Oh, the human race. You're never happy, are ya?
Question -- why do we talk out loud even when we know we're alone. Conjecture -- because we know we're not.
The Doctor
The Doctor: But he's not real. He's a legend!
Robin Hood: Too kind. And this legend does not come alone!
Robin Hood: If you had not betrayed me, I would have been triumphant.
The Doctor: You would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes. [Robin HAs] You would have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits in pieces in people's goblets!
Robin Hood: Balderdash! Oh HA!
The Doctor: Oh right, here we go, it's laughing time.
Robin: Well, you amuse me, grey old man.
Clara: When did you stop believing in everything?
The Doctor: When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
Clara: Don't you know?