Kira: I'm just such a butterfingers.
Charlie: I love butter.

I can't concentrate when I'm near her. It's like I forget everything I'm supposed to be doing. I mean, have you smelled her?

Charlie

That's the problem with conspiracies. There's so much to think about.

The Doctor

I should let you know I have a coordination problem. Not super serious. But, y'know, it makes life really interesting. And frustrating. And difficult. Especially at moments like this.

Ryan

We did it! We're not dead! We're totally not dead!

Ryan

The Doctor: Could you pause all sales protocols for a bit?
Twirly: Even the upselling?
The Doctor: Even the upselling. You've just had a nap of about 200 years so your offers are out-of-date anyway.
Twirly: Without upselling, my only purpose is delivery.
Graham: We don't need you to do that either, mate.
Twirly: The future is very confusing for my protocols.

Savage: As King James has written in his new Bible,'Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.'
The Doctor: In the Old Testament. There's a twist in the sequel. 'Love thy neighbor.'

King James: And these are your underlings?
Graham: It's a very flat team structure. We all have our area of expertise.

King James: And what is your field of expertise, my Nubian prince?
Ryan: Uh....
King James: Torture?
Ryan: Me? Paperwork mostly, your Majesty.
King James: Paper! How fascinating! We should talk.

Together we shall save the souls of my people from Satan. Even if it means killing them all.

Savage

I will still be with you. In the water. In the fire. In the earth. In the air.

Willa

Becka wasn't kidding. These are hard times for women. If we aren't being drowned, we're being patronized to death.

The Doctor

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.