I think I'm more scared of you right now than anything in that TARDIS.


It means, Mr. Grail, just you wait til my husband gets home.

River Song

You're both good men. You just forget it sometimes.


Shut up, I'm making deductions. It's very exciting.

The Doctor

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!


Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.


Amy: Time can be rewritten.
The Doctor: Not once we've read it. Once we know it's coming, it's written in stone.

Yes, I wear a Stetson now.

The Doctor

There are two beverages in your world the color of red wine. This is not red wine.

Madame Vastra

Since then they've been yearning for each other across time and space, across dimensions. This isn't a ghost story. This is a love story. Sorry.

The Doctor

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. Just when you think your favorite lock picking Victorian chamber maid will never turn up - Jenny.

The Doctor

Professor: What do you think she is?
The Doctor: Not what I thought she'd be.
Professor: What did you think she'd be?
The Doctor: Fun.

Doctor Who Quotes

You’ll find that it’s a very small universe when I’m angry with you.

The Doctor

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor