I said put me on a ship. I didn't say put me on a Dalek ship. Don't put me on a Dalek ship when I'm holding a broken bit of Dalek!

The Doctor

Professor: What do you think she is?
The Doctor: Not what I thought she'd be.
Professor: What did you think she'd be?
The Doctor: Fun.

The Doctor: I think it brings out my eyes.
Clara: It makes my eyes hurt.

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!

Amy

Clara: How'd you get here so fast?
The Doctor: Because I just happened to be in the neighborhood on my mobile phone.
Clara: Why you say mobile phone do you point at that blue box?
The Doctor: Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.

Run, you clever boy. And, remember.

Clara

This is you, Clara. Everything you were or will be. Take it. You blew into life on this leaf. Hold tight. It will take you home.

The Doctor

Listen. There is one thing you need to know about me - well one thing apart from the blue box and the two hearts - we don't walk away.

The Doctor

I died saving him. In return he saved me to the biggest database in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn't even say goodbye. He doesn't like endings.

River

Still hungry? Well I've brought something for you. This. The most important leaf in human history. The most important leaf in human history! It's full of stories, full of history. Full of a future that never got lived, days that should have been but never were. Passed onto me. This leaf isn't just the past, it's a whole future that never happened. There are millions and millions of unlived days but every day we live an infinity. All the days that never came, and these were my mum's.

Clara

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.

Strax

Bow ties are cool.

The Doctor