Clara: When did you stop wearing your veil?
Vastra: When you stopped seeing it.

The Doctor regenerated in your presence. The young man disappeared the veil lifted. He trusted you! Are you judging him?

Madame Vastra

These are attack eyebrows! You can take bottle tops off with these!

The Doctor

Clara: Am I home?
The Doctor: If you want to be.
Clara: I'm sorry. I'm, I'm so, so sorry. But I don't think I know who you are anymore.

Clara: Hello? Hello?
The Doctor: It's me.
Clara: Yes, it's you. Who's this?
The Doctor: It's me Clara. The Doctor.
Clara: What do you mean "The Doctor"?
The Doctor: I'm phoning you from Trenzalore, from before I changed. It's all still to happen to me. It's coming, oh it's coming. Not long now. I can ... feel it.
Clara: Why? Why did you do this?
The Doctor: Because I think it's gonna be a whopper. And I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than can imagine right now, and he needs you. Is that The Doctor?
The Doctor: Is that the Doctor?
Clara: Yes.
The Doctor: He sounds old. Please tell me I didn't get old. I was young. Oh. Is he gray?
Clara: Yes.
The Doctor: Clara, please, hey, for me. Help him. Go on. And don't be afraid. Goodbye Clara. Miss ya.

The Doctor: You can't see me, can you? You look at me and you can't see me. Do you have any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone. I'm right here. Standing in front of you. Please. Just... Just see me.
Clara: Thank you.
The Doctor: For what?
Clara: Phoning.

Fantastic idea for a movie. Terrible idea for a proctologist. Are you going to miniaturize me?

The Doctor

Clara: Is the wooden sound you or the desk?
Danny: How long have you been there?
Clara: Longer than you would like.
Danny: OK.
Claire: [laughs] Are you going to look that terrified when you take me out for a drink?
Danny: I... I absolutely promise I won't.
Clara: Play your cards right and you might. [laughs]

The Doctor: You were smiling at nothing. I'd almost say you were in love but, to be honest, you're not a young woman anymore.
Clara: Yes, I am.
The Doctor: Well, you don't look it.

The Doctor: Do I pay you? I should give you a raise.
Clara: You're not my boss, you're my hobby.

The Doctor: Are you alright back there? It's a bit narrow, isn't it?
Clara: Any remarks about my hips will not be appreciated.
The Doctor: Bah, you're hips are fine. You're built like a man.

The Doctor: What's that look for?
Clara: That's the look you get when I'm about to SLAP YOU! [Slaps The Doctor's face hard]

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.