Clara: Someday you could just walk past a fez.
The Doctor: Never gonna happen.

How very skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect. Oy matchstick man!

The Doctor

Warrior Doctor: Anyone lose a fez?
The 10th Doctor: You. How can you be here? More to the point, why are you here?
Warrior Doctor: Good afternoon. I'm looking for The Doctor.
The 10th Doctor: Well, you've certainly come to the right place.

Warrior Doctor: You're my future selves?
The Doctors: Yes!
Warrior Doctor: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments not water pistols!

The 10th Doctor: Well, loving the posh, gravelly thing. Very convincing.
The Doctor: Brave words, Dick Van Dyke.

Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?

Warrior Doctor

The Doctor: It's a timey-wimey thing.
Warrior Doctor: Timey what? Timey-wimey?
The 10th Doctor: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.

Warrior Doctor: Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?
The Doctor: Yes. No. I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sandshoes and Granddad.
Warrior Doctor: Granddad?
The 10th Doctor: They're not sand shoes.
Warrior Doctor: Yes they are.

The 10th Doctor: Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us. You know it was going to happen. Who told you?
The Doctor: Oy. Chinny?
The 10th Doctor: Yeah, you do have a chin.

We might as well get started. Help to pass the timey-wimey. Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? Oh. The way you both look at me. I'm trying to think of a better word than "dread."

Warrior Doctor

The 10th Doctor: You forgot! Four hundred years. Is that all it takes?
The Doctor: I moved on.
The 10th Doctor: Where? Where can you be now that you can forget something like that?
The Doctor: Spoilers.
The 10th Doctor: No. No no no. For once I would like to know where I'm going.
The Doctor: No, you really wouldn't.

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.