And, if you really are me, with your sand shoes and your dickie bow, that calculation is still going on.

Warrior Doctor

Clara: Hang on, three of you in one cell and none of you thought to try the door?
Warrior Doctor: It should have been locked.
The Doctor: Yes, exactly. Why wasn't it locked?

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor

You clever boys.

Rose

The 10th Doctor: All those years, burying you in my memory.
The Doctor: Pretending you didn't exist. Keeping you a secret, even from myself.
The 10th Doctor: Pretending you weren't The Doctor, when you were The Doctor more than anyone else.
The Doctor: You were The Doctor on the day it wasn't possible to get it right.
The 10th Doctor: But this time...
The Doctor: You don't have to do it alone.

Trenzalore. Hm. We need a new destination because I don't want to go.

The 10th Doctor

I said put me on a ship. I didn't say put me on a Dalek ship. Don't put me on a Dalek ship when I'm holding a broken bit of Dalek!

The Doctor

Clara: Emergency. You're my boyfriend.
The Doctor: Ding dong. OK, brilliant. I may be a bit rusty in some areas, but I will glance at a manual.

Clara: So, to be clear, nobody but me can see your clothes.
The Doctor: Yes, and I'm starting to believe it might be creating a bit of tension.

Clara: What's wrong? You don't think it's done yet?
The Doctor: I think a decent vet would give it an even chance.

There will now be an unscheduled faith change. From this moment on, I dedicate this church to one cause. Silence. The Doctor will not speak his name, and war will not begin. Silence will fall!

Tasha Lem

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.