What? You think I would give up The Doctor? Don't be daft. I would never, ever give up The Doctor, because he is my best friend, too. He is the closest person to me in this whole world. He is the man I will always forgive, always trust. He is the one man I would never, ever lie to.

Clara

The Doctor: Why?
Missy: 'Cause she's perfect, i'n't she! The control freak and the man who can never be controlled. You'd go to hell if she asked, and she would. The phones ringing Doctor, don't you hear that? Now that's the sound of your chain being yanked. Heel Doctor! Help me Doctor, help me. Help me, Doctor!

He's a Cyberman. Doctor, Danny's a Cyberman. And he's crying. Doctor, he feels it. He's crying.

Clara

The difference is this. Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt we inflict.

The Doctor

Clara, watch this. This is who The Doctor is. Watch the blood soaked old general in action. I can't see properly sir, because this needs activating. If you want to know what's coming, you have to switch it on. Didn't all of those beautiful speeches disappear in the face of a tactical advantage? Sir.

Danny

Clara: I wasn't very good at it, but I did love you.
Danny: I loved you, too.
Clara: I'm never gonna say that again.
Danny: Me neither.
Clara: Ready?
Danny: Yeah.
Clara: I feel like I'm killing you.
Danny: I'm already dead. You're here this time, at least.
Clara: Goodbye Danny.
Danny: Goodbye Clara.

Oh go on. Crack a smile. I want to see if your eyebrows drop off.

Missy

The Doctor: Why are you doing this?
Missy: I need you to know we're not so different! I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome. What's the matter Mr. President? Don't you trust yourself?

Thank you! Thank you so much! I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. Did I say sometimes, thank you! I am not a good man. And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero. I'm definitely not a president and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I am an idiot! With a box and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have! Because I've got them. Always them! Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise and he will never hurt her. PE, catch!

The Doctor

Danny: Attention! This is not a good day. This is earth's darkest hour! And look at you miserable lot. We are the fallen and today we shall rise, the Army of the Dead shall save the Land of the Living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic [Missy: Excuse me?!]. This is a promise! The promise of a soldier! You will sleep safe tonight.

Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?

The Doctor

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.