Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMPopular Doctor Who Quotes
Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.
The Doctor: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Ashley: What?
The Doctor: They're both ridiculous.
The Doctor: Beardy weirdy?
Santa: Yes?
The Doctor: How do you get all the presents into your sleigh?
Santa: Bigger on the inside.
Elf: Oooooh.
There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.
The Doctor
The Doctor: Clara, could you fetch me the dead one?
Clara: Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.
The Doctor: Oooh. Yes and a punch in the face, too.
Clara: My very next suggestion.
The Doctor: Fair enough.
I can commit several million housebreaks in one night dressed in a red suit with jingle bells, so of course I can get back into the infirmary.
Santa
He thinks he can join the dream, get her out. Have a little faith.
Santa
You're wrong Doctor, I didn't die saving the world, I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky.
Danny
Do you know why people get together at Christmas? Because every time they do it might be the last time. Every Christmas is last Christmas and this is ours. This was a bonus, this is extra. Now it's time to wake up.
Danny
Doctor? If Santa was only in the dream, then why was he on my roof?
Clara
I've always believed in Santa Claus, but he looks a little different to me.
Clara
I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.
Oswin
