Big spider problem in this city right now, Yaz. Glad to be home?

The Doctor

The Doctor: Oooh, fun fact. If you weave dragline spider silk as thick as a pencil, it's strong enough to stop a plane in flight.
Graham: You're kidding.
The Doctor: I'm not. I've had to deal with it. Well, me and Amelia Earhart. You'd like her. She's a right laugh.

Ryan: Spiders don't do that, do they?
The Doctor: Wrong question, Ryan. You should be asking where is the spider that did this.

I love a conspiracy

The Doctor

Maybe I'm nervous. Or just socially awkward. I'm still figuring myself out.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Imagine me with a sofa. Like, my own sofa. I could get a purple one and sit on it. Am I being weird?
Ryan: Little bit, yeah.
The Doctor: I was trying to do small talk. Thought I was doing quite well.
Yaz: Needs work.

[to Yaz] What? You actually have friends? [to Ryan] She paying you?

Sonya

Robertson: Frankie, we're family, right? I mean, you're my... what are you again?
Frankie: I'm your niece's wife, sir.
Robertson: Exactly.

(zaps Krasko with temporal displacement weapon) Oh! Oh! It worked! Nice one, Ryan! Thanks, Ryan. Move the car, clear the route, find the bus, and Rosa Parks can change the world. Good, here we go!

Ryan

Education makes you unstoppable.

Rosa Parks

The Doctor: What were you [in prison] for in the first place?
Krasko: If I tell you, it might color your view of me. I was young. Nobody got hurt. Well, a few people got killed. A few hundred people, thousand tops. Two thousand.

I can be a police officer now because people like Rosa Parks fought those battles for me. For us. And in fifty-three years, they'll have a black president as leader. Who knows where they'll be fifty years after that? That's proper change.

Yaz

Doctor Who Quotes

There's a horror movie named Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everybody keeps invading you.

The Doctor

The Doctor: It's a risk.
Graham: Oh, like none of our other trips have ever been risky.
The Doctor: I have apologized for the Death Eye Turtle Army! Profusely.