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The 10th Doctor: You forgot! Four hundred years. Is that all it takes?
The Doctor: I moved on.
The 10th Doctor: Where? Where can you be now that you can forget something like that?
The Doctor: Spoilers.
The 10th Doctor: No. No no no. For once I would like to know where I'm going.
The Doctor: No, you really wouldn't.

We might as well get started. Help to pass the timey-wimey. Do you have to talk like children? What is it that makes you so ashamed of being a grown-up? Oh. The way you both look at me. I'm trying to think of a better word than "dread."

Warrior Doctor

The 10th Doctor: Well, me and Chinny, we were surprised, but you came looking for us. You know it was going to happen. Who told you?
The Doctor: Oy. Chinny?
The 10th Doctor: Yeah, you do have a chin.

Warrior Doctor: Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?
The Doctor: Yes. No. I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sandshoes and Granddad.
Warrior Doctor: Granddad?
The 10th Doctor: They're not sand shoes.
Warrior Doctor: Yes they are.

The Doctor: It's a timey-wimey thing.
Warrior Doctor: Timey what? Timey-wimey?
The 10th Doctor: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.

Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?

Warrior Doctor

The 10th Doctor: Well, loving the posh, gravelly thing. Very convincing.
The Doctor: Brave words, Dick Van Dyke.

Warrior Doctor: You're my future selves?
The Doctors: Yes!
Warrior Doctor: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments not water pistols!

Warrior Doctor: Anyone lose a fez?
The 10th Doctor: You. How can you be here? More to the point, why are you here?
Warrior Doctor: Good afternoon. I'm looking for The Doctor.
The 10th Doctor: Well, you've certainly come to the right place.

How very skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect. Oy matchstick man!

The Doctor

Clara: Someday you could just walk past a fez.
The Doctor: Never gonna happen.

The Doctor: Hey! You! Are you sciency?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Gotta name?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Good. I've always wanted to meet someone called Yes.

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The Doctor: Clara? You asked me what we're going to do, I told ya. We're going to go to hell, or wherever it is people go when they die, if there is anywhere. Whatever it is we're gonna go there and we're gonna find Danny. And if it is in any way possible, we're going to bring him home. Every culture has a concept of an afterlife. I always meant to have a look around, see if I could find one.
Clara: You're going to help me?
The Doctor: Well, why wouldn't I help you?
Clara: Because of what I just did, I just...
The Doctor: You betrayed me. You betrayed our trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down!
Clara: Then why are you helping me?
The Doctor: Why? Do you think that I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?