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She's not possible!

The Doctor

Man: So I've got something for ya.
Woman: What? Ya kept it?
Man: Of course I kept it.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because this exact leaf had to grow in that exact way, in that exact place, so that precise wind could tear it from that precise branch and make it fly into this exact face at that exact moment. And, if just one of those tiny little things had never had happened, I'd never have met ya. Which makes this leaf the most important leaf in human history.

The Doctor: Clara, in your book, there was a leaf. Why?
Clara: That wasn't a leaf. That was page one.

The Doctor: Oh you know what I would say about plans?
Clara: What?
The Doctor: I don't have one!

I'm a doctor, I'm an alien from outer space, I'm a thousand years old, I have two hearts and I can't fly a plane. Can you?

The Doctor

The Doctor: Human souls. Trapped like flies in the World Wide Web. Stuck forever. Crying out for help.
Clara: Isn't that basically Twitter?

The Doctor: I found a disassembled quadracycle in the garage.
Clara: I don't think you did.
The Doctor: I invented the quadracycle.

Monks are not cool!

The Doctor

Clara: How'd you get here so fast?
The Doctor: Because I just happened to be in the neighborhood on my mobile phone.
Clara: Why you say mobile phone do you point at that blue box?
The Doctor: Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.

Run, you clever boy. And, remember.


Clara: After you. I'm wearing a dress. Eyes forward soldier.
The Doctor: My eyes are always forward.
Clara: Mine aren't!

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.

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Question -- why do we talk out loud even when we know we're alone. Conjecture -- because we know we're not.

The Doctor

Listen. This is just a dream. Very clever people can hear dreams, so please, just listen. I know you're afraid, but being afraid is alright, because didn't anyone ever tell you fear is a super power. Fear can make you faster, and cleverer and stronger and one day, you're going to come back to this barn and on that day, you're going to be very afraid indeed. But that's OK, because if you're very wise and very strong, fear doesn't have to make you cruel or cowardly. Fear can make you kind.

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