Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMDoctor Who Quotes
River Song: I'm your wife!
King Hydroflax: You planned to murder me!
River Song: Don't change the subject!
River Song: If either of you ever use my name again, I'll remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
The Doctor: Which alphabet?
[to the TARDIS] You are a time-space machine! You are a VEHICLE! I've never asked you to cheer me up with hologramatic ANTLERS!
The Doctor
Why? Why does everyone think I'm so scared? We all face the raven in the end.
Clara
Never be cruel, and never be cowardly, and if you are, always make amends.
The Doctor
Tomorrow's promised to no one, but I insist upon my past! I am entitled to that!
Clara
Four knocks. It's always four knocks.
The Doctor
The Doctor is back on Gallifrey, after four and a half billion years. What do you *think* he's going to do?! He's stealing a TARDIS and running away. [A TARDIS materializes around her.] Bye!
Clara
We're on Gallifrey! 'Dead' is just Time Lord for 'man flu'!
The Doctor
At the end of everything, one must expect the company of immortals.
Ohila
Lord President. With respect, get off his planet!
The General
Clara: Is this a story, or did this really happen?
The Doctor: Everything ever told really happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten.
